It writes. It breaks glass. It's the last thing anyone expects.
The Written Off looks exactly like a pen — because it is one. But twist it the right way and you've got a diamond-tipped glass breaker, a DNA collection tip, and an ergonomic striking grip that turns a defensive move into something that lands. Discreet enough for a boardroom, useful enough for a parking garage.
Fully functional pen — no one knows what else it does
Diamond-tipped glass breaker — breaks tempered glass in an emergency escape
DNA collection tip — captures evidence on contact
Ergonomic force multiplier grip — makes any defensive strike more effective
